If there are any hockey fans on the forums, look at this travesty. This has to be the single worst professional jersey fake I've ever seen in my life:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vtg-DALLAS-STARS-Hockey-Jersey-Sewn-Logos-Professional-NHL-IHL-Adult-Men-2XL-XXL-/310409712091?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item4845dc51db#ht_1131wt_1167
I mean, really? Strange material, completely wrong colors, fake logo...it looks like something a WWF wrestler would wear in the mid 90's.
Here's an image of the real jersey (from that period) for comparison's sake:
The "quality" of this jersey basically scared me away from buying any knockoff --- not like I was ever going to buy one anyway, but it reinforced my strict "no countefeit" policy if it looks anything like this one does.